Archie: Mummy, when I told a big girl at Leigh’s house that I was in love with Bea, she laughed at me.
Mummy *trying to keep straight face*: Oh dear. That’s a bit mean of her, isn’t it?
Archie: Yes. And Noah laughed at me too.
How very splendid to be in love at five. Not looking forward to the break-up though.
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